Quick Transmigration: Is it Better to be a Beta?

Chapter 117: Extra: Game Show Episode 1, Part 2

Host Immortal Tree: On to the next question!

Host Immortal Tree: this one is... slightly more dramatic

Host Immortal Tree: Theoretically you have secretly adopted children and told your husband it's yours. What would you do?

Old Man Team!

Li Guiren: Um

Li Guiren: I only have one kid and even I don't want to say it's mine

(Tian Shun, in distance: middle finger)

Sefu: yo wtf is this question

Host Immortal Tree: These questions were posed by your greatest fans(?)

Sefu: I suppose I would say it after they're in a really good mood? I dunno

Team Not incest

Monroe: These fans are so weird. Seriously. What's with this question?

Jia Hyson: Ummmm sweats nervously N-no idea.

Host Immortal Tree: ?These fans hold the decision of one million p in their hands

Jis Hyson: I- I suppose if such a thing did happen. The person had good intentions in mind.

Jia Hyson: besides the kids are pretty cute.

Jia Hyson: I heard.

Monroe: Um. I guess I would tell them eventually?

Team Dumb and Bitchy

Bebe: Heh

Drake: ???

Bebe: It's okay Drake. Your dumb ass don't need to understand

Drake: ...

Bebe: In this hypothetical situation. Those kids aren't even Bebe's. Maybe Bebe used the kids as a way to break up. Just throw the kids and runs

Jia Hyson: Wow that's cold

Bebe: sneer At least it's not real ah

Jia Hyson: ....

Drake: I would wait a few years until the other would develop a closeness with the kids then tell them?

Jia Hyson: Yeah that seems about right

Spicy chicken Team

Tian Shun: ..this is weird

Da Gong: Cluck [Agreed but I would trust and accept my lover no matter what if that happened and I'm sure there must be reason it was a secret. This bird has no reason to do such a thing but maybe if I really wanted a baby with my worm and my worm couldn't lay egg I would do it ah. To make my little worm happy.]

Audience: AW

Jia Hyson: urk! My heart! It's bleeding! My cold shriveled slag heart!!!!

Host Immortal Tree: All contestants must answer

Host Immortal Tree: ahem

Host Immortal Tree: Tian Shun

Tian Shun: But anything I say wouldn't beat that ah!

Tian Shun: Can't I be a salted fish this round?

Host Immortal Tree: ? No

Tian Shun: ...

Tian Shun: I guess I wouldn't say it and let the other live a beautiful lie

Jia Hyson: Oh hey that's what I'm doing! 

Jia Hyson: Fuck. Wait.

Host Immortal Tree: The votes have been tallied up and it seems that the audience has decided the person with the surname Li is a terrible person, that's right, Li Guiren you are a horrible person, unfortunately even though you are a scum parent you didn't win, the winner is still Jia Hyson!

Li Guiren: Yeah that checks out.

Jia Hyson: Woo finally!

Jia Hyson: It's a bit sad that I, the main character am struggling to win in this huh.

Bebe: You're telling me, Bebe, the most loved character.

Host Immortal Tree: Currently the points are in a three way tie with Team Grandpa, Team Moral Degredation and Team Da Gong is the best all have two points.

Host Immortal Tree: While the forgettable team has zero!

Forgettable team Drake and Bebe: ......

Host Immortal Tree: The next question has been carefully designed to bring chaos

Host Immortal Tree: If you had to sacrifice your teammate to save yourself, would you do it?

Team Dumb and Bitchy

Bebe: In a heartbeat

Drake: You're so awful QAQ

Bebe: Wouldn't you?

Drake: Well.... now I would!

Team Not incest

Monroe: Never

Jia Hyson: sigh Monroe is such a good kid with high potential. It's better he lives instead of this old man ah. So I suppose I rather take the fall this time.

Monroe: Brother QAQ

Host Immortal Tree: Honest answers only

Jia Hyson: Rude this was honest

Host Immortal Tree: ?

Jia Hyson: No matter what I raised him sincerely as my brother.

Jia Hyson: Even though I didn't reciprocate romantically... I did, in a way... like him a lot ah.

Monroe: Movedtears.gif

Jia Hyson: Yup still standing firm on that answer host. This old man is willing if it really boils down to it.

Li Guiren: See. That's how an old soul should react Sefu

Sefu: ...Shut up

Spicy chicken Team

Tian Shun: Guys. Are you seriously asking me if I would value a chicken's life over my own? Obviously not. I literally killed for less ah.

Da Gong, nodding in agreement: Cluck [Exactly. How can you think I would value this sad human's life over this glorious rooster's life? Sacrifice him. Little worm would be happier with me anyway heh.]

Tian Shun: This chicken is somehow more ruthless than me ah

Old Man Team!

Li Guiren: I'm a police detective that is meant to enforce law and justice. I could never do such an underhanded thing.

Sefu: I'm a royal guard meant to serve and protect. How could I break my warrior's code of honour?

Host Immortal Tree: Tch, lame

Li Guiren: We understand each other well.

Sefu: Indeed.

*Li Guiren draws his gun and Sefu whips out a sword*

Host Immortal Tree: Oho?

Li Guiren: Well it seems the question is answered.

Sefu: indeed.

Li Guiren: You going to sheath that sword?

Sefu: Drop the gun first.

Li Guiren:

Sefu:

Host Immortal Tree: Cast your votes everyone!

Bebe: ...They're still not dropping their weapons

Host Immortal Tree: Once again, contestants are allowed to attack each other if its on camera.

Bebe: ....if they die can we get their points?

Drake: ...

Host Immortal Tree: No ?

Bebe: boo

Host Immortal Tree: Well the votes are in

and....

this round was not for points!

Audience: !!!

Bebe: wtf

Host Immortal Tree: The real treasure was the chaos we found along the way

Jia Hyson: no way

Sefu: *throws sword down*

Li Guiren: *chucks gun at host*

Host Immortal Tree: *dodges nimbly*

Da Gong: tch

Tian Shun: This is bullshit

Monroe: Eh, I'm ok

Host Immortal Tree: COMMERCIAL BREAK

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Host Immortal Tree: Ew

Host Immortal Tree: Well, we're back on air haha, this next round is definitely for points.

Contestants: ...

Host Immortal Tree: The question is: what kink is an immediate no go?

Team Not incest

Monroe: Um. Cuckolding. Definitely.

Monroe: If I could finally openly have my love in my arms, it would break me to watch him be with someone else.

Jia Hyson: Aw

Jia Hyson: Mine is scat. Poop is gross.

Monroe:

Spicy chicken Team

Tian Shun: Daddy kink.

Tian Shun: Definitely daddy kink is a no go.

Da Gong: Cluck cluck [Any kink that hurts my worm is not my kink!]

Audience: AW

Bebe: once again, Da Gong has shown himself to be the best male lifeform Bebe has ever seen.

Other lifeforms of the male gender: .

Old Man Team! 

Li Guiren: Fuck I don't want to go after the Spicy Chickens. I can't think of anything to not sound shallow in comparison.

Sefu: Anything we say will make us look bad in comparison just pick something.

Li Guiren: Baby talk I guess will be weird for me. Like, who wants to fuck a baby?

Sefu: You know when I said anything we say will make us look bad in comparison?

Li Guiren: Yes?

Sefu: You made us look worse. Disgust.gif

Li Guiren: .

Sefu: I'm not into blood or knife play. It's fun to spank my naughty wife but I can't bear to really hurt my kitty.

Team Dumb and Bitchy

Bebe: Bebe doesn't like Trojan virus kink. It's disgusting and Bebe won't stand for it.

Jia Hyson: I have questions.

Bebe: No you don't.

Jia Hyson: Oh yeah. Sure. Cuz that's how it works.

Drake: Necrophillia.

Bebe: ...wow

Drake: Most of the good ones were taken.

Bebe: So you went with necrophillia. The kink of fucking dead people.

Drake: Well it's gross right?

Bebe: It makes sense but I still want to curse you out for some reason. 

Host Immortal Tree: Huh. It seems that the most forgettable team were still talking. 

Drake: ...

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Host Immortal Tree: Well, it's not like they were going to win anyways.

Drake: ...........

Bebe: ...............

Bebe: You guys really fucked Bebe over with this teammate

Host Immortal Tree, whispering into microphone: Hey Is it possible to remove boring contestants?

Audience: YEAH!

Drake and Bebe: ......

Host Immortal Tree: No? ok. Disappointed.gif

Jia Hyson: So who won?

Host Immortal Tree: It was a tie! between Team Moral Degradation and Da Gong's team

Da Gong: cluck

Sefu: I don't like this new name either

Host Immortal Tree: The tie breaking game is a flight contest! who ever reaches the highest altitude wins the point for their team.

Sefu: ...

Li Guiren: ...

Sefu: this seems biased

Da Gong: flaps wings enthusiastically

Audience: WOO GO DA GONG!

Tian Shun: ....

Host Immortal Tree: Moral degradation team is Jia Hyson and desperado ah~ 

Jia Hyson: ooohh

Jia Hyson: I thought it was Li Guiren cuz of the bad dad thing ah

Bebe: same tbh

Host Immortal Tree: Hah, no incest is much worse.

Monroe and Jia Hyson: ....

Jia Hyson: Um. Can I order a plane ticket?

Jia Hyson: does that count?

Host Immortal Tree: No, but you can throw your teammate

Jia Hyson and Monroe who didn't really do sports in school: .....

Jia Hyson and Monroe who didn't really do sports in school: we forfeit

Host Immortal Tree: 3, 2, 1

Da Gong: *flaps wings and hovers*

Jia Hyson and Monroe who didn't really do sports in school: no seriously we forfeit

Da Gong: *still flapping*

Audience: *screaming incoherently in enthusiasm*

Tian Shun: em

Tian Shun: *awkwardly flaps arms*

Host Immortal Tree: By the way How tall are you Jia Hyson?

Jia Hyson: Erm, about 168 cm?

Host Immortal Tree: *Runs over to da gong with tape measure*

Host Immortal Tree:

Host Immortal Tree: POINT GOES TO TEAM NOT INCEST

Da Gong: cluck ?

Bebe: *slow clap* Good job Host Tree, way to offend the most popular rooster here.

Host Immortal Tree: ?

Bebe: The audience must have lower approval ratings for you now ehhehe

Host Immortal Tree: You basically aren't even in the game, why are you talking? 

Bebe: ...

Bebe: Bebe just wants some screentime QAQ

Host Immortal Tree: ?

Host Immortal Tree: That would lower our ratings so no

Host Immortal Tree: Next question: Who would you like to have around your deathbed? Can be more than one person.

Jia Hyson: zhow morbid. Are you sure this is from our fans?

Spicy chicken Team

Tian Shun: Well if we're talking about an alternative to when I already died I would still pick Wei Wei I suppose. I don't have anyone else and the only other family I have is a shitty geezer whose probably already theoretically dead because of his already very old age or STDs or something gross.

Da Gong: Cluck cluck tsk [My little worm, my three odd looking children, Ye Cheng and my other servants and lackeys. I would tell everyone not to bully my little worm when I'm gone tsk.]

Host Immortal Tree: ?

Team Dumb and Bitchy

Drake: Adrian and my family.

Bebe: Bebe's system friends and Bebe supposes host too. And also a special investigator Overseer from the Justice System because the only way Bebe dies is though murder or self destruct, and Bebe would never fucking self destruct ah.

Old Man Team! 

Li Guiren: I suppose Wei Wei and my bastard of a son.

Li Guiren: Even though I hate the brat, I prefer him over anyone else to watch over Wei Wei when I'm gone. After all, not everyone can become a ghost, and it's especially less likely with my constitution.

Tian Shun:

Sefu: I have no blood family anymore. I'll just be happy having my lovely kitten be the last thing I ever see.

Team Not incest

Monroe: If I could, I would want my family there. Maddy and Adrian It was lonely dying when no one is around.

Jia Hyson: ....I don't know.

Jia Hyson: I just don't want to die alone with no one by my side again.

Host Immortal Tree: *wipes fake tear*

Host Immortal Tree: What an emotional question.

Contestants: ....

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Contestants: .........

Host Immortal Tree: Wuwuwuwu- anyways, the votes for this exploitative question have come in!

Host Immortal Tree: The winner is Team Not Incest!

Jia Hyson: woo

Monroe: Brother we did it!

Bebe: ....

Host Immortal Tree: You have pulled into the lead with a total of four points.

Jia Hyson: omfg get out wow

Bebe: Can we switch teams? Me and host should be together right ah?

Host Immortal Tree: Team Grandpa has two points as well as Team Spicy Chicken

Sefu: Grandpa... *cough blood*

Da Gong: cluck

Host Immortal Tree: And ah... there was something else..

Drake: ...we got it.

Host Immortal Tree: Hm.

Bebe: ....

Host Immortal Tree: On a lighter note- *flicks lighter*

Audience: *FORCED LAUGHTER*

Host Immortal Tree: It's time for an ad break.

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Host Immortal Tree: aaand we're back

Host Immortal Tree: Move that one team to the back, bring the popular ones forward for a nice starting shot.

Host Immortal Tree: But keep them just in frame.

Barely in frame Bebe and Drake: ...

Host Immortal Tree: Next we have a spicy question from some sort of waterfowl!

Host Immortal Tree: What is the best crime, objectively?

Old Man Team! 

Sefu: The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind. The best crime is to force your two enemies to fight first then swoop in to reap the benefits.

Li Guiren: Just use ghosts. Any crime becomes the best when you have the power of the supernatural by your side.

Team Dumb and Bitchy

Drake: Um, violence isn't really my thing but..

Drake: With enough money I think any crime can be done. So. The crime of being too rich?

Bebe: You just made a lot of enemies in the audience kiddo.

Drake: ???

Bebe: Anyway.

Bebe: Hacking is the best crime. How easy is it to stab someone? Nah, hacking takes skill and intellect. Anyone can murder but not everyone can hack.

Jia Hyson: Okay, that is not fair, you're a fucking system. Hacking for you is like breathing.

Bebe: That doesn't change the fact that Bebe is better than you at it hehe.

Host Immortal Tree: It seems the audience thinks you're a 2008 edgelord Bebe.

Bebe: hehe

Team Not incest

Monroe: Classic knife made out of ice trick.

Jia Hyson: I'll do you one better- if the victim has smooth surface floors, use water to cover the floor and then trick the victim into thinking there's an emergency at home. The victim will rush in, slip and hopefully crack their head. If it kills them, the water will dry up with none the wise.

Jia Hyson: Even if it doesn't kill them, they'll be hurt and you can always make sure you give yourself an out during your emergency explanation by leaving a loophole. So while they won't be too happy you're still safe ah.

Jia Hyson: It was something I've been contemplating recently ah.

Monroe:

Monroe: I love you.

Li Guiren: Me too.

Sefu: Same

Tian Shun: You're stunning when you think about killing people did you know that?

Drake: It's adorable when you get murder-y

Da Gong: Cluck

Bebe:

Bebe: Ya'll some crazy bitches you know that right?

Host Immortal Tree: No one cares Bobo.

Bebe: QwQ

Spicy chicken Team

Tian Shun: Getting one of the spirits who are capable of turning things intangible or possessing people to steal. Either way, the crime can't be put on your hands. It's perfect.

Da Gong: Cluck Cluck. [The crime of cuteness. My little worm should be sentenced to a lifetime imprisonment with me.]

Jia Hyson, spits out blood: Fuck I was attacked with too much meng! He's right, this can't be legal!

Host Immortal Tree: The votes are in!

Host Immortal Tree: Winner of this round is.....

Host Immortal Tree: DA GONG!

Da Gong: Cock a doodle doo~

Tian Shun in background: woo

Host Immortal Tree: The final question is here!

Host Immortal Tree: Created by yours truly. moi.

Host Immortal Tree: After this ad break.

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Host Immortal Tree: The final question

Contestants: !

Host Immortal Tree: Dun dun dun!

Audience: GASP!

Contestants: !!!

Host Immortal Tree: Is worth two points!

Audience: LE GASP!!

Contestants: !!!!!!!!!

Host Immortal Tree: It requires some historical knowledge which will be filtered through Overlord Li Jun's reality filter.

Host Immortal Tree: If you were accused in the Salem witch trials

Host Immortal Tree: Would you-

Host Immortal Tree: confess and accuse someone else to go free

or maintain your innocence?

Jia Hyson: Fuck me that's brutal

Old Man Team! 

Sefu: I would accuse the accuser and draw chaos. In the distraction I'll try find a way to escape.

Li Guiren: Is my son there? Because I hear being a witch is genetic probably.

Host Immortal Tree: ...

Li Guiren: You already knew I would say something along those lines come on.

Host Immortal Tree: Can we take away points for being bad?

Audience: NO

Team Not incest

Monroe: I'm innocent and I will deny these claims calmly and use logic to try convince them. If that doesn't work I rather kill myself then burn.

Jia Hyson: Honestly if I'm at that point, it's probably because I fucked someone I shouldn't and there's no saving me so I rather drag someone I hate down with me.

Team Dumb and Bitchy

Drake: I would maintain innocence. I believe in the people and my male lead halo to get me out of this.

Bebe: Bebe is innocent and deny it. But if that doesn't work Bebe will accuse the dumbest person around in order to have the highest chance of getting replaced by the dumb fuck. stares at Drake

Drake: Well. This is awkward.

Spicy chicken Team

Tian Shun: I'm innocent but I know that there's no proof. Might as well drag dear old dad in.

Da Gong: Cluck. [I'm a rooster. There's no such thing as witch roosters. So I'm good.]

Host Immortal Tree: Please cast your votes carefully!

Host Immortal Tree: The final votes are coming in and

Host Immortal Tree: The winner of this round is Jiia Hyyyyyyyyyysssssoooooooon!

Audience: ?????

Jia Hyson: WOOOO

Jia Hyson: HELL TO THE YEAH

Monroe: Brother I'm so proud of you!

*Other gongs enthusiastically claps*

Host Immortal Tree: Why are you so excited?

Jia Hyson: Uh cuz I won?

Host Immortal Tree: That was the final question

Host Immortal Tree: Of this episode.

Jia Hyson: ???

Contestants: ?????

Bebe: Fuck

Host Immortal Tree: That's right, producer Li Jun has approved a SECOND EPISODE!

Jia Hyson: So next episode it's 2 million p?

Host Immortal Tree: Nope ?

Jia Hyson: So... its twice the work for the same amount of prize money?

Host Immortal Tree: :)

Jia Hyson: ^@$$^@(*&_#

Other contestants: (@)($@@^*#

Host Immortal Tree: You can always withdraw and get no money.

Everyone: !)(#@)&$&)!()$()&!_(#)$&(!@&#$&)@!($

Host Immortal Tree: Whats that? Double or nothing?

Everyone: !!

Host Immortal Tree: Hehe.

Host Immortal Tree: Just kidding.

Everyone:...

Host Immortal Tree: Still one million.

Host Immortal Tree: DRAMA, TENSION, EMOTIONAL EXPLOITATION!

Host Immortal Tree: Next time on......!

Host Immortal Tree: BETA BE A BETA GAME SHOW!

Host Immortal Tree: This is the Immortal Tree signing off.

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*Due to the show taking way longer than we thought we decided to put the last few questions into a second episode (yay). The episode will be this Sunday, 9:30 am GMT+8 so join in the fun on our discord!