Chapter 35: Awkward Glares
When Kelan saw Francisco he was dumbfounded.
Francisco was hugging his knee while shivering, Kelan could also see a patch of a wet spot on his trousers.
He moved towards Francisco and a foul odor assaulted his nose.
"Tsk... You shit on yourself" Kelan clicked his tongue and covered his nose.
"W-what just happened now, did you see that?" Francisco stammered with his eyes that looked lifeless as he just witnessed a horrible panorama.
"Tch... It's okay man, he's gone and I'm glad you are safe, however, we can't leave without cleaning the mess you made" Kelan clicked his tongue as flies kept flickering around Francisco.
Francisco's face became red as he realized that he made a mess of himself, he ran towards the burnt forest in embarrassment and Kelan shook his head.
[He reminded me of Mike when we use the sex stimulator on him, he was masturbating like crazy in public and had his dick sliced off by drunkards] mystro grinned.
"That reminds me, I haven't seen Mike since when he lost his wee-wee, hahaha I was satisfied with what we did to him" Kelan and mystro grinned.
Mystro could control some parts of Kelan's body at will without any backlash.
After a few minutes, Francisco was seen coming out of the forest. However, there was something strange about him, he was shirtless and he was wearing pants made out of thick leaves.
Kelan facepalmed when he saw what he was wearing as he looked like a man-eating monster with numerous scars that ran through his body.
"What's this?"
"M-my pants isn't pure so I decided to make this,"
"Tsk... Just said you shit on your pants"
"Youuu..." Francisco's face became red as Kelan mocked him.
" Anyways, let go home and don't scare people on the street," Kelan said as he picked his broken sword from the floor.
"Sigh, I have to find a blacksmith and make a new weapon with the B-rank beast crystal, but the beast didn't use its ability, that's weird," Kelan thought inwardly.
Then he and Francisco began exiting the forest.
Kelan was in astonishment as he stared at the mass destruction made by the attack of the sword.
"This gullible mystro is also powerful," Kelan thought.
[I can hear that you sucker, I saved our lives] mystro protested.
Mystro and Kelan cursed themselves as they exited the woodland.
Francisco on the other hand wasn't faring any better as he became the central attraction. Men mocked and laughed at Francisco as they called him 'Groot'. However, the elven females were staring at something on his body while drooling over.
They were staring at the huge bulge on his pants, the bulge was his package, which was noticeable as it almost Pierced through the flexible pants.
The elven females were saying words like; "Damn! His package is big, I want his cock inside me, I wish he could ravage my cunt, I want to bear a baby for him" the women kept saying shameless words as a puddle could be seen beneath their crotch.
Naturally, the elven women were fond of the opposite race, especially humans, as they were usually blessed with big packages, unlike the elven males.
The men glanced at their tiny dick and cursed Francisco inwardly.
Some went ahead and threw rotten apples on him as they were disgusted by his weird appearance.
Francisco was embarrassed at the women's dirty words, he could also feel that his package would bore a hole through his leaves pant any moment.
"Kelan, please help me," Francisco muttered.
"Sorry man you are on your own" Kelan chuckled and he hastened his footsteps.
They chartered a carriage after finally walking out of the woods.
The driver stared at Francisco and laughed to his heart content before finally stating his price.
"I will charge you 10 silver coins," the driver said.
Kelan sighed and he gave the driver ten Silver coins.
The two boarded the carriage after paying.
The fat driver kept glancing at Francisco through his mirror and letting out small giggles.
After a few minutes, they arrived at the military base. However, before the driver could leave Francisco gripped him by the neck and robbed him of all his money.
"That's for mocking me," Francisco said as he pushed the driver away.
The driver cursed before he boarded his carriage and hastily left, fearing that his carriage would be stolen next.
"Are we going to enter the guild like this" Kelan said
"No way, I have to change my clothes first" Francisco replied and they moved towards their dorms.
"Err... You ain't wearing one either, only some sort of leaves" Kelan grinned.
After a series of laughter and mocking from the soldiers, the pairs finally arrived at their dorm.
However, as Kelan was about to open the door he felt a pull on his shoulders.
"Husband, don't you miss me?"
Kelan turned his head and saw Linda staring at him while fidgeting and biting her lips. He also noticed a wet spot on her jeans and realized he was in trouble.
" Shit! This horny girl is here again" ``Kelan cursed and he swallowed hard.
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