I became a god by treasure hunting after arriving 500 years early

Lu Yuan held the sheet of paper and admonished like an old grandpa, "This contains many methods, don’t underestimate it, go show off to your colleagues later." n/ô/vel/b//jn dot c//om

"Why are you always thinking about showing off!" Lu Qingqing complained.

"I’m like a lone wolf in the desert, I hardly ever even talk to people, can’t I show off a bit?"

Lu Yuan was unapologetic.

Lu Qingqing was just a young girl who had not yet stepped into society and didn’t have strong emotional control, so his words made her eyes redden and rendered her somewhat speechless.

She knew some intelligence and understood that life in the Pangu Continent was hard.

The light descriptions likely hid immense hardships.

Thinking this, suddenly a bubble popped out of her nose. She hurriedly covered her nose with her hand, her face turning red.

"Cough cough, the Holy King had figured out by a calculation that you must be crying because you haven’t hit the jackpot with Gold Coins for a while and have no money to spend, resorting to this crying tactic," Lu Yuan immediately felt in a great mood, bullying kids really was one of life’s great pleasures.

Especially a pretty girl, her greatest use is to be bullied.

"There’s a bank card in my bedside drawer, the PIN is 135790, and there’s still tens of thousands of dollars in it, go spend it," he said.

"There’s no such thing as RMB anymore, only the new currency!" Lu Qingqing was both annoyed and amused, "I’m not crying!"

"I just haven’t seen you for a month and a half, just a bit... a bit sentimental!"

A month and a half?!

Lu Yuan couldn’t help but hold his forehead and exclaimed, "The cruelest thing in the world is a day in heaven, a year on earth. I’m already an old man, I’ve got nothing in common with you young people, let’s have mom and dad come."

"Crazy! So what have you been doing out there?"

"Nothing much... just killed a [Demon], and then another [Monster]."

Lu Yuan replied boastfully, and obnoxiously, Old Cat watching him, his fur bristling.

Damn, you’re really flaunting it, not beating around the bush at all!

Too bad, the sister didn’t understand, the naive and foolish girl just laughed incessantly.

She even shifted her attention to Old Cat: "What a cute cat, did you raise it? So chubby and cute. Are there cats in the Pangu Continent too?"

Old Cat jumped onto Lu Yuan, issuing a "meow."

The voice was delicate and tender.

Lu Yuan: ???

What do you mean? You’re playing with my sister, aren’t you?

The sister became even happier, incessantly asking, "What’s its name?"

"Old Cat."

"I knew you would pick such a tasteless name, call it Fluffy, how about that?"

"Meow~~" Old Cat expressed agreement.

"Fluffy, haha!"

Lu Yuan felt a chill, almost threw Old Cat on the floor, and smashed its head with a hammer!

Old Cat turned its head, warning Lu Yuan not to expose it: "Although human males look almost like monkeys, human girls are really beautiful, like the Holy King... What does it feel like to be petted by her?"

"My friend, this is a serious AI malfunction, just as you long to return to your homeland, I too need to be petted."

"Being petted by you feels like a monkey plucking hair, not very satisfying."

"..."

Lu Yuan had a constipated expression, what the hell kind of taste do you have? I used to get love letters from female classmates at school too!

"Are you even human?"

"Obviously, I’m not."

Lu Yuan: "You’re the president of the Appearance Association, Perverted Cat, bootlicker."

Old Cat seized the opportunity to retort, "This has nothing to do with being a bootlicker or mating. You have to understand, a cat’s yearning to be petted."

"In my civilization, we have the Holy King, whose daily job is to equally pet every cat to keep everyone in a good mood, and then they can work properly."

This job is so elegant, even Lu Yuan felt a bit tempted.

"The Holy King, all snatched from outside."

Aliens really are a bunch of freaks huh!

…

Just then, Lu Yuan’s parents appeared on the screen.

It was clear that the humans cared a lot, even though there was a lot of information to share, they had still arranged for Lu Yuan to meet with his family first.

The conversation with his parents was mostly about everyday matters.

Lu Yuan’s parents were both doctors in a hospital, enjoying generous benefits.

His sister, working on a Pathfinding project in a research institute, also had welfare benefits.

Additionally, Lu Yuan himself had a stipend as a "First-Class Hero," so his family was quite well-off.

"It’s not wrong for you to stay in that friendly civilization..." his mother suddenly got a bit choked up, "It’s too dangerous for a person to be on the Pangu Continent."

"At least staying here, you’re part of a group."

"We can still call and chat anytime, it’s just like you went on a very long trip. We can accept that."

Lu Yuan silently, his parents probably had limited information.

Having him always stay in the Safe Zone, choosing a comfortable life, was indeed a very normal thought.

So normal, that even his subconscious was somewhat inclined to it too.

But he... wasn’t content.

He wasn’t content to be overtaken by time slowly.

Always staying in the Safe Zone, he would just become gradually mediocre and when despair arrived, he wouldn’t be able to do anything.

He wasn’t content.

Now, he had the ability to influence a civilization by himself; but if he chose comfort, that ability would quickly disappear.

"Mom, I’m very strong... Now, I’m stronger than all humans." Lu Yuan flexed his biceps.

He wasn’t the muscular type, but his muscles exuded a sort of gentle power of beauty.