I Am A Boss Mommy That Wants To Slack

Chapter 810: Becoming An Idiot (5)

Translator: Lordbluefire

Matriarch Chu,”???”

Watching Chu Tianye’s appearance, Matriarch Chu understood something.

She immediately reached out and slapped Chu Tianye’s buttocks hard. “You, you naughty child, how could you deceive people? Do you know how many tears your grandmother shed because of you?! You heartless child!”

Although Matriarch Chu scolded fiercely, she was actually crying tears of joy as she hugged Chu Tianye and sobbed, “You little rascal, can you use such things to deceive people? You really are… My little mischievous child, as long as you’re not an idiot, it’s good…”

She cried and laughed, making Chu Tianye feel a bit embarrassed. He scratched his head and then coughed lightly before saying, “Grandma, can you… not tell Mommy and Daddy yet?”

Matriarch Chu was taken aback and then said, “How can that be? I’m upset, but you becoming an idiot would make them even more upset! If we don’t tell them, do you think it’s fair to let them continue being so worried?”

Chu Tianye rubbed his sore buttocks and said, “Grandma, you love me so much, and you still couldn’t resist hitting me. If Mommy and Daddy find out that 1 was pretending, what do you think they will do?”

Matriarch Chu was left speechless by this question.

What would they do?

Her daughter-in-law Shen Ruojing has always been understanding and magnanimous; she probably won’t do much. But her son… Although Chu Cichen’s interactions with Chu Tianye were not many, he was always a strict person. If he found out… he would definitely punish this rebellious son severely!

Matriarch Chu felt distressed. “You’re right, we can’t tell them. Otherwise, your father might beat you half to death! But if we don’t say anything, are you going to continue pretending?”

“I can’t pretend anymore.” Chu Tianye lowered his head. “I didn’t know you all would be so upset. I thought you would find it amusing…”

“Naughty child!” Matriarch Chu slapped his head. “Your health is more important than anything else! How could we find it amusing?!”

Chu Tianye looked awkward.

Then Matriarch Chu asked, “So, what do we do now?”

Chu Tianye blinked. “I’m planning to recover slowly.”

“How do you recover slowly?”

“I mean, I’ll pretend to have a headache tomorrow or pretend to get hit on the head, and then I’ll immediately regain my memory. How about that?”

Matriarch Chu hesitated. “Is that going to work?”

Chu Tianye coughed. “It should work. In many TV dramas, when some people get hit on the head, they lose their memory, right? So if I get hit on the head and then regain my memory, it should be believable!”

“Fine then!” Matriarch Chu sighed. “This wicked child is beyond my control!”

And so, the next day arrived.

Chu Tianye unsteadily walked out of the house. Just as Shen Ruojing and Chu Cichen were leaving, he pretended to stumble and fall to the ground!

A light bump on the head would do!

As Chu Tianye was contemplating this, a shadow suddenly flashed before him. Chu Cichen appeared in front of him and pulled him up.

Chu Tianye,”?!?!”

He quickly covered his head and was about to say something when Shen Ruojing’s voice came from behind, “How is it? Didn’t hit your head, did you?”

“Don’t worry, he’s fine. I was careful with the angle. His head was at least fifty centimeters away from the floor!” Chu Cichen explained.

Chu Tianye,”…”

Fifty centimeters would be too obvious if I pretend to be hit.

Oh well, let’s try again next time.

He struggled free from Chu Cichen’s grasp and went downstairs.

After taking a few steps, he deliberately swayed unsteadily. Just as he was about to fall, his body was once again lifted up by Shen Ruojing.

She looked at him with concern. “What’s going on? You’ve been walking unsteadily all day. Maybe your nervous system has been affected too? Is the condition worsening?”

Chu Tianye,”!!!”

The condition couldn’t worsen! How can it be good if it worsens!

He quickly looked at Shen Ruojing and said, “Mommy, 1 just didn’t wake up properly earlier, but now I’m fine! No worries-”

Then he bounced downstairs.

Shen Ruojing followed behind him and observed him for a while.

Chu Tianye realized that there was simply no chance to pretend in front of his parents. They wouldn’t leave him unattended. So he decided to go to his grandmother and ask for her cooperation.

Perhaps he could lightly bump his head and then have his grandmother shout loudly.

That plan seemed more feasible…

Chu Tianye behaved well for the rest of the day.

Shen Ruojing finally felt relieved and went upstairs to handle some matters.

By this time, it was already afternoon. Chu Tianye finally saw an opportunity. He immediately called Matriarch Chu to the living room, and he looked at the coffee table. Then, he intentionally knocked his little head against it!!

But the next moment, his clothes were caught by someone!

Chu Tianye was slightly stunned and saw that it was his younger uncle, Chu Cimo. He complained, “Mom, how can you watch the child like this? Thankfully, 1 intervened in time!”

Chu Tianye,”!!!”