Chapter 63: Something Fishy is Going On!
Chapter 63: Something Fishy is Going On!
Great Styles coughed out blood and then deflated like a balloon before he returned to his normal somewhat muscular figure with just his his blue shorts and white shirt remaining.
Unfortunately, his legendary great strength armor had fallen off his body and he lost an entire level for forcefully increasing his strength in exchange for agility! It was a gamble, and he lost! He felt what it must be like to be that one piece of candy that never gets chosen by a child, and eventually gets thrown out to save space! He-he couldn't believe it.
[Hamlord is in danger]
[His vitality is dropping rapidly]
"Ah! Damn it! I can't do it! I can't beat that large toad! He's level 60 and I'm level 47! He's just too high a level! I also can only use my ultimate form till 12:03, and Harvard can use it to 12:04! There is nothing I can do to help!"
"Hey, Great Styles. You coming! You're not going to believe what's happening," Snow Lilly giggled and rushed over to him. "Hamlord is getting help! He's getting help from an entire family of toads!"
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Harvard had never seen such a powerful beauty fighting against her ex-husband with such disregard for her own life or her children.
Long story short, his ex-wife had left him because he refused to train girls in the family ot be bosses, so she raised an army of female bosses to verse him in battle. They were neck and neck, but Harvard was between their necks running against the wall!
He had this in the bag! All he had to do is land one perfect Magnificent Slash and he would win this! His daylight daggers shimmered while he jumped off the wall and through ten tongues that were currently combating each other!
Quuah!
That was the sound of a tongue just barely missing Harvard's face while he screamed! He had like 10 seconds left so he had to put all his strength into this last attack!
He smiled and looked at the husband and wife frog while another tongue almost touched the side of his face. Luckily, he moved in time and slashed out with all his might! This was it! It was all or nothing! He won, or something else terrible would happen to him and he'd drown in the overflowing tunnel!
'It reminds me of the rain outside! It's like someone keeps reminding me that no matter what I do things will always get worse! However, right now, it's my time to shine!'
Swoosh!
Harvard let off three magnificent slashes in a row and then landed on the top of the ex-wife frogs head. She smiled at him and ribbited while his attacks slammed into the side of the Great Insane Leaf Forest King's head.
Boom!
The Insane Leaf Forest King lost his balance and then the GReat Leaf Forest Wife (his ex-wife) slammed him down into the floor and reached into his pocket! She took out a key and then used it to smack him in the face.
"Hmph, it's my house now, asshole!"
Bang!
She smacked him again and again and again while Harvard stood on top of her head. He had 1 second left of Magnificent Daylight Ruler, so he tried to see if he needed to let out one more attack.
However, after twenty seconds, the ex-husband was unconscious but still a large yellow toady hand was smacking the living daylights out of him! Thank god, because Harvard was pretty sure he was going to die soon! The water level was rising mighty fast! This was it! His time to shine!
"Hmph, I can't kill him," Great Leaf Forest King had one vitality left and had his greenish tongue drooping to the side of his mouth. Even the beautiful blotches of females on his body looked somewhat sad! He just got wrecked by his own wife. "Harvard, you know what. Here, take this key and steal all his stuff! This Toad wanted to curse the entire world, but he forgot to take care of his wife at the same time! I find it fitting that the same Ghost Adventurers he wanted to turn green like toads are going to be the ones that rob him blind! Haha! Come on girls! Leave your brothers unconscious and let's go party! Who wants to watch momma shake it before she cooks us dinner!"
"Me!" Then the toads all left and Harvard looked down at the key.
'What the hell just happened? And should I kill the Great Leaf Forest King or just leave him alone? Oh wait! Where did my dagger go?"
[You have killed the Great Leaf Forest King and his four sons!]
[Only one brother remains alive, and he has left and sworn to kill you in the future!]
'Wait, but what happened! All I did is drop my dagger!'
Harvard looked down and saw a large nest of treasure had appeared with a dagger inside of it! He thought back and realized that when the frog left he accidentally felt something fall from hand and that was probably the dagger. Then it probably bounced off the toad's head after piercing it, and then it went through four heads, bounced off the wall, and now he could retrieve all the loot and he wasn't complaining!
'Wait, where's my experience? Shouldn't I be getting experience?'
Harvard opened his notifications to see what happened. Something fishy was definitely going on!